collegehumor: Clint Eastwood Talking to a Chair (the song) Go ahead, punk. Take a seat.
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
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WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE
yeahkidrauhl: every girls dream isn’t to be a princess it’s to have their favourite celebrity walk into their bedroom naked